Welcome to Too-Specific Top 10, the place if there isn’t a class to rank our pet card on the prime of, we’ll simply make one up! (Did you already know thatis a modern-day white staple?)
Back in the summertime of 2019, I wrote certainly one of my first prime ten lists right here on the positioning, Top 10 Commander Flops, and it stays certainly one of my favourite lists up to now. The fundamental thought was to search out which of the playing cards initially printed within the Commander precons had been performed the least. It’s nonetheless the one “Top 10 Worst” listing that we’ve ever performed right here on Too-Specific Top 10, and I’ve all the time needed to revisit it in a extra broad method.
The solely query is… the place to begin?
Top 10 (26) Worst Cards From Alpha
Well, that settles that, then. Now, if I can simply get Mr. Megill to deal with the opposite 249 growth symbols…
Criteria: Cards initially printed in Alpha which can be authorized within the Commander format. As is custom, all outcomes are ordered by EDHREC rating, solely this time we’ll be going by lowest scores!
Going into this I used to be sure that it could be nothing however drawbacks and Vanilla creatures, however right here earlier than my eyes, in solely 12 decks, lies an honest physique with what could possibly be referred to as an upside! seems like a number of newer Giants that we’ve gotten that creatures at opponents, solely apparently this specific massive man by no means discovered to purpose. Instead, this 3/Four for 4 can throw a creature up within the air for a second, giving it an excellent second of aerial fight earlier than all of it comes crashing down.
Which, if I’m trustworthy, isn’t nice. But it’s additionally a Giant with upside that can provide creatures flying in a tribe that solely has six aerial blockers. And in case you get actually exhausting up for extra of this impact, there’s all the time the three/Three for 4 model in!
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In one other first for Too-Specific Top 10, we’ve got a tie! And it’s really a five-way break up! Well, don’t get too excited, as a result of we’ve obtained much more to go as we scrape the underside of the barrel. Coming in with simply barely extra inclusions than the ninth place they’re tying for, we’ve got two overpriced Vanilla creatures, a Gargoyle with defensive, a Rakdos regenerate Troll that will go on to encourage a , and an Aura that will really be a little bit of off-color enjoyable if it had been priced a bit extra aggressively. Of the bunch, the one one which I wouldn’t be stunned to see a bit extra play out of is unquestionably , which ought to at the least be a little bit of a tribal inclusion in a tribe that solely has 41 Trolls to select from. As for the remaining, what can I say besides that they’re very deserving of this specific ninth-place honor.
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You know what’s an injustice? is one of only 10 different Rocs in the game. Sure, the creature kind has been coopted underneath the bigger Bird identify, however there are some purists on the market, I assure it.turned the family identify, whereas turned nothing, regardless of being a a lot better card. If you’re going to pay 4 mana, wouldn’t you need the three/Three flier versus simply the vanilla 3/3? All in all, although, each of those playing cards are just a bit bit much less attention-grabbing than their enchantment companion, . While it’s since been outpowered, it’s cheap to imagine that this as soon as in style spell was the inspiration for the likes of , , and , to not point out the just-mentioned . There’s even the simplified model of the spell in , which tried to get previous the critique of “well, what if my opponent doesn’t have an enchantment?” by slapping Cycling on to and calling it a day. All of which reverses issues a bit in the case of which is the very best of those eighth-worst playing cards, as a result of there are all kinds of higher choices for each and . , then again,
It seems that what’s even much less in style than, regardless of being a extra uncommon impact, nevertheless, is . Black wasn’t in a position to destroy artifacts even within the lengthy way back, nevertheless it did preserve this small portion of the colour pie within the early days with the likes of , , and . Of the 2 variations of the impact, I do just like the punishing side of shedding life every time an artifact makes use of an activated capacity greater than the “lose a life every upkeep” facet of issues. Once once more, nevertheless, the opposite variations of this card are barely higher in case you’re in search of this impact, particularly .
is in a lot the identical bucket, solely in a lot worse vogue. For the identical type of price, you may be reflecting harm dealt to any everlasting you management with , or not paying X in any respect and simply stopping harm to every part with a or a .
If you thoughtobtained shafted, it’s obtained nothin’ on . The purple model printed in the identical set, , is in 105 decks and is routinely reprinted in Core Set after Core Set. will get an identical remedy. , then again, hasn’t been seen in paper since Starter 1999, of the identical 12 months. Even the ability and toughness swapped model that’s been reprinted even much less, , is in 17 decks, and it doesn’t even have an overtly sexual Melissa Benson paintings. The world of bottom-of-the-barrel Elementals is an odd place.
It’s straightforward to know, then again, whyhasn’t lasted as a staple in any format. Red was once one of many worst colours for environment friendly creatures, which is why a 2/2 for 2 with a slight draw back was playable in Limited and the like. These days, nevertheless, purple has joined the world of two/1s for one with upside with the printing of , to say nothing of what you will get for an entire two mana.
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And so begins the smothering overabundance of Old Lace!
Alpha had a full cycle ofplaying cards in every colour, to not point out , itself, along with . And so we’ve got the subgame inside our recreation: what’s the worst colour of lace? Red and black are available fifth on our listing, alongside the “how big is this vanilla creature?” compatriot . Even extra complicated than who would need to play a three-mana 2/2 or a few spells that make one different spell the identical colour you’re enjoying, nevertheless, is the mere existence of . Is there extra proof on this planet that white began at a handicap than the truth that this was thought-about not solely a playable card, however one deserving of being a uncommon? Or is that this merely the unique unhealthy uncommon, earlier than we even obtained the reason for why such playing cards should exist?
Okay, I get not desirous to play a four-mana 2/2, even when it provides you a facet venture and the potential of regeneration. But might I rise up for my major manfor a second, right here? Sure, it’s strictly worse than , however there are nonetheless 311 totally different enchantment decks that play that as a low-cost trigger-producer, so why not yet another?
Coming again full circle, although… Isa sleeper card for some type of future Weird Counter Tribal commander that doesn’t care what sort of counters are on the market, simply that there’s plenty of them?
If you thoughtdidn’t reduce the mustard anymore, would possibly I introduce ? A complete of seven mana put in earlier than you even get to stop any harm, and then it’s solely two? To you? Truly deserving of our third place.
In a extra celabratory vogue, nevertheless, we now know that white isn’t the worst!resides proof that every one of white’s issues are solved in EDH!
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To be trustworthy, I’m slightly dismayed by all of our second-worst finishers.is a bit tragic, as a 4/1 flier for 4 is one thing that will be greater than playable in immediately’s Limited, even when the maintenance price looks like a bit a lot. Tunnel is overly particular, however additionally it is a one-mana removing spell that is also a one-time sac outlet of kinds. Finally, is an really playable Giant, besides that it prices $100. Are any of those playing cards good? Absolutely not. But they’re definitely not the identical stage of unfathomably unhealthy that the remainder of this listing has been.
And there we’ve got it, the worst lace! I can’t fathom why you’d be enjoying just about any of those in any colour however blue, however one individual at the least did discover a cause to be doing so. So, let’s check out the one deck within the EDHREC database enjoying!
Not gonna lie, discovering a five-colorColor Hate Tribal Enchantress deck out of this? 100% value it. This factor is a spicy pile of Jank, make no mistake.
I don’t know if it’s right or not, however I prefer to assume that readers which can be diligent sufficient to not simply scroll by way of and take a look at the images of a prime ten listing in the identical method I do in the case of “Top 10 College Football Quarterback Prospects” and the like have come to understand the bonus prime ten lists that always populate the Honorable Mentions part. So as a substitute of rambling on about howwas the one lace card to overlook our prime ten because of maybe a tad overzealous Tribal gamers, let’s as a substitute take a look at the worst playing cards from Alpha… A tad extra particularly.
Top 10 Worst Artifacts From Alpha (That We Haven’t Already Talked About)
Remember when the Command Zone madecostly in a single day? Why hasn’t that occurred with ?
Top 10 Worst Creatures From Alpha (That We Haven’t Already Talked About)
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Whew, managed to get the wonderful Kev Brockschmidt artwork forinto the article. Was a bit frightened there for a minute.
Top 10 Worst Enchantments From Alpha (That We Haven’t Already Talked About)
Given how in styleand was again within the day, I’m stunned nobody is making an attempt to drive that technique. Now there’s a deck I’d love to play in opposition to.
Top 10 Worst Instants From Alpha (That We Haven’t Already Talked About)
Hey, Forced Combat decks? is definitely fairly dang good.
Top 10 Worst Interrupts From Alpha (That We Haven’t Already Talked About)
Y’all thought I’d forgotten about, didn’t you? More importantly, no, there’s not a greater interrupt than , that is simply actually each interrupt that was printed in Alpha. If you’re considering “Wait, what about ?”, properly so am I, as a result of it’s an prompt and not an interrupt like . Why? I do not know.
Top 10 Worst Lands From Alpha (That We Haven’t Already Talked About Or That Aren’t Basic Lands Because We Don’t Rank Those)
So… that is simply the very best “Worst” prime ten ever, even with out having a full ten playing cards, proper? For these questioning, accidentally omitted from the original Alpha print run, and really weren’t printed till Beta. It would in any other case be quantity six on this listing, proper behind (forward?) of .(and ) had been
Nuts and Bolts
There all the time appears to be a little bit of curiosity in how these lists are made (this looks like time to emphasize as soon as once more that they’re based mostly on EDHREC rating, NOT my private opinion…), and persons are usually stunned that I’m not utilizing any particular information or .json from EDHREC, however slightly simply muddling my method by way of with some Scryfall knowledge! For your enjoyment/analysis, here is this week’s Scryfall search.
What Do You Think?
With the ever extra optimized discipline of Commander, I get the sensation that the artwork of Jank and “bad” decks is throwing in the towel. Which makes me marvel…
And lastly, what’s your favourite outdated unhealthy card? Is it from Alpha, or a bit newer? Would you want extra worst of articles?
Let us know within the feedback, and we’ll see you on the outdated, steel folding desk that routinely injures individuals who attempt to fold or unfold it.